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vagiskeletons:


my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

(Source: trashboat)

Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for.

(Source: samwiseg)

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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(Source: fstw)

quantumfemme:

schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??

I can confirm this is 100% true

(Source: birkenstockbae)

litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo


that is not a typo

litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo

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that is not a typo

(Source: jefcostello67)

hospitalstays:

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school cum

(Source: joyridng)

benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

(Source: joshface5000)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka)

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

behindtheatticwall:

still my favorite

(Source: kellykapoor)

(Source: awesome-show-great-blog)

teamsasskid:

poetry

teamsasskid:

poetry