erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
i want to thank everyone who voted for me
[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
when your next victim finally comes into the stall
This is fucked up. I’m crying.
aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it
new rule. if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly
i do not accept the chrages
Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6): $6.00
Sentences (1): $3.00
Typos (1): $1.50
Tax (7.5%): $0.99
please graph your answer
Graphing is where I draw the line.
did you just
it seemed the best fit
you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them
I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go
hi i draw picture
…that’s surprisingly pleasing…
wow i love the new designs of everyone 3 years later
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.
i did not know that.