submit off tumblr
1   2   3   4   5   »

(Source: daddywhorebucks)

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

chesterschaun:

i want to thank everyone who voted for me

(Source: klainetittany)

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

image

This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

image

fan—dumbs:

pass me the bloody newtella

fan—dumbs:

pass me the bloody newtella

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

moritartyparty:

steampoweredcupcake:

dirkedstrider:

kfcbuckets:

please graph your answer

image

Graphing is where I draw the line.

did you just

it seemed the best fit

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

orangesombrero:

hi i draw picture 

orangesombrero:

hi i draw picture 

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

dustymarshmellow:

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

(Source: best-of-memes)

spoopy-korra:

wow i love the new designs of everyone 3 years later

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

hanierose:

lackthelighttoshowtheway:

This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.

i did not know that.